sexonatable's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 102 things about me 102 things about me (I had to break the war) My friends and I are really stupid because we are going to put almost all the same things in here all except for the fact that I am the one who gave the lessons (No that�s not #1) 1. I am sitting in school right now (School being Delta) 2. I love to suck cock and I don�t know why 3. My favorite food is tacos (hence the fat) 4. For the past three days I have rode a mile to a mile and a half on my moms exercise bike because I am going to lose weight and look better than some stupid short bitch ( not you Lucy, you know who) 5. My boyfriend is married and old hmm what a combo 6. I am being checked out at this very moment by some cyber-geek which of whom we should hook up with Michelle, this boy is ugly and kind of creepy 7. Deep within myself I hate myself and have only told two other people in the entire world that until now, because I did not want any one to be concerned about it 8. I have 5 tattoos and will probably have close to 20 before I die but no one will ever see them when I am teaching 9. I only masterbate when I am really horny and can not get real sex 10. By the time I am ready to retire my boyfriend will be 102 if he�s not dead 11. I have a favorite friend but I will never tell who (MUHAHAHA) and it�s hard to say because I have like 5 friends hehe.. 12. My mom has called me booger my whole life 13. When I was little I had an imaginary friend called booger but he moved to Detroit to play for the tigers I think 14. I have the nicest tits this side of the Mason Dixon Line 15. I pick my nose a lot 16. What anger problem? I have a bad one 17. In 11th and 12th Grade I had the worlds biggest crush on Mr.Hommel 18. In 10th Grade I climbed into Mr.Messingers classroom window because his door was locked and we couldn't get in. He still doesn't know how we got in 19. I have had sex with 22 people but have messed around with a lot larger number than that 20. I bought my own George thank you! 21. I just explained to an old boyfriend that sex is excercise god he's dumb 22. All my exes live in Midland and Midland is the place I really hate to be, which is why I drive Thomas around Midland hehe... 23. 3 of 3 boyfriends say I have a tight cooter the other one is in jail and I can not talk to him any way he's a bastard 24. I have the greatest mom in the whole world 25. My car's name is Thomas Milton Arney 26. I have had a guy tell me that he was a mechanic and he wanted to fuck me when he got out of work and was all greasy and nasty. 27. I have actually had someone watch me have sex 28. I have made out with two girls and they both have the same name 29. I sometimes wonder why God never let me tell Bud goodbye, and I wonder if he knew that I loved him 30. I am a cold heartbreaker fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two and I'll leave you lying on the bed I'll be out the door before you wake it's nothing new to you *G & R* (I make men fall in love with me then I break their hearts) 31. I have a lead foot the first time my dad let me move his truck when I was 12 I almost ran him over 32. I crashed my dad's snowmobile into a tree because I was looking at a guy and I broke my nose and messed up the upper part of my lip on the inside 33. I love the Pants books and I can not wait until there is another one because I will run out and buy it and read it cover to cover 34. I love the Civil War I am a big Civil War Buff and I need to comit more of my time to studying it 35. I became inspired to become a pirate in Sea Shell City when I saw the Pirate Light! *dramatic music* 36. I am the master behind our Fat Circle Dictionary and also most of our recorded events from our road trips 37. Yes Yes it's true I gave my friends lessons on a bananna how to suck penis and I get complimented often for that *takes a bow* they also got position lessons 38. I want to marry someone my mother and all most everyone will despise 39. I love my friends they are like family to me (wheres ma sistas at) hehe.. 40. I might transfer to Grand Valley after next year to be with my Lucinda 41. I want to become a teacher and have wanted to do so since I was in 8th grade 42. I have 3 favorite teachers and one favorite substitute (Mrs.Watt, HUDD, Hommel, and Mr.Martin) 43. I have come two seconds from having sex in a port-a-potty 44. I once picked up a guy by telling him he was coming home with me that night and he did and didn't leave for a long time (He was a cross dresser I had sex with him while he wore a dress) 45. I have been to jail 3 times and vow to never go back there again 46. I love horror movies and one day hope to start a collection of them, I want it to be like Rob Zombie's 47. I have had sex with a guy and then let another guy eat me out, and I have given a guy a blow job while Dave was at the store then made out with him later that night (don't piss me off men) 48. I lost my virginity in a random strangers bed 49. I have fell asleep in the sun on the beach 50. There have been many occasions where I have sat in the middle of the road even busy roads and even in Muskegon 51. I wear glasses though I usually never wear the damn things because I don't like them they are stupid 52. I have tossed salad had mine tossed to put my finger in a couple guys asses its really a big turn on for me, Not the Salad tossing the finger!!! 53. I was a chemic and still am and always will be 54. I used to sag my pants way below my ass 55. I still sleep with my cabage patch his name is malcom and he will be 18 this year 56. My dad calls me punky poo and claims that I am his favorite child because I am the baby 57. I slept in a hammock 58. I love Mt. Dew it's the greatest ever, It's the greatest hick juice ever! 59. Broke my aunts husbands nose in the middle of Grove Park and earned the nick name Rocky for a few months 60. I need to learn how to budget money it's not easy working at McDonalds 61. I am willing to drop out of college and support my boyfriend but he wont let me 62. I get mad at my mom when i owe her money (hell I get mad at her all the time) 63. I am solving my anger problem well not really I am just solving the part of me that wants to go out and brawl thats all 64. I am going to have 6 bridesmaids in my wedding 65. My Cooter is named Charlotte because I thought Charlotte and Freddy sounded good together and besides he's old he makes Charlottes web in there and and the band good Charlotte was named after my cooter I swear 66. The longest I have ever drove for a piece of ass was an hour (MARION BABY!!) 67. I want to fuck John Wayne as John Wayne 68. When I get hyper I talk a lot and really fast too! Guys hate it hehe.. 69. I'm good in bed so I have been told anyway 70. I have been tied up and have also tied someone up 71. I have had whipped cream on my cooter and had it ate off 72. There aint nothing I would not try ever, nothing scares me I would do anything once 73. I hate crack (Not ass crack obviously, the drug crack) 74. I have a love for classic country music I love the old stuff hehe I love Conway he's the best 75. There is a list of theorys made by me (Watching porn leads to car accidents, Classic cock and classic rock are the two best things in the world.) 76. I prefer a bath over a shower any time a nice hot steamy bubble bath mmm mmm 77. I love my nipples played/sucked on and with 78. I have big brown eyes big eye lashes and little does stupid Michelle know but guys like big eyebrows they do not like translucent nothing there lines so HA! 79. I have watched Deep Throat 80. I have seen John Holmes's penis and all I got to say is good lord 81. I believe in God and have a strong belief in the sort of thing 82. Once I had sex under the bleachers at Central Middle School, didn't make it to the 50 yard line yet but hey there will come a day 83. Having sex in the rain is really romantic and fun, yes I have done it while it rained I humped in the grass 84. I have sucked both a girl and a guys toes before 85. I have met a couple guys from online 86. I enjoy playing pool and am trying to improve my skills but it's just not working out so good for me yet. 87. I rode every single ride even the little kids rides at 6 flags Chicago 89. My Grandma is an alcoholic crazy woman who has hurt me so much but I still love her 90. My favorite perfume has to be Tommy Girl 91. July 10th 2005 will be the one year anniversery of me and my baby 92. I hate meatloaf I think it's really nasty *yuck* 93. I have had sex with brothers and even their step dad 94. I came close to having a sexual experience with my ex-uncle when I was like 12 but I told him no and kind of freaked out. 95. I have sucked a distant cousins penis before I knew we were related 96. Lil Chef is the greatest restraunt and on the weekend after the bar closes I can be found there checking out the male species. 97. When I was 4 I bit my moms friend on the arm and said "Hi I'm chuckie" 98. The first time I got caught smoking I was like 11 or 12 my cousin told on me for having a half of ciggarette in the pocket of my coat cause I was hanging out with her friends, my cousins are evil they tell on me a lot BASTARDS! 99. The second time I got caught smoking my dad caught me and made me call my mom I cried like a baby on the phone to her and feared for my life. 100. I started my period when I was 9 and i cried but my mom just called Arthur's mom and talked about it (Parents are evil I tell ya) 101. When I was 12 and hung out with Jamie and Jackie we used to walk around the neighborhood late at night with out our shirts and steal peoples flowers and even drink beer. 102. The first time I smoked pot was with Jamie in their basement and it was snowy outside and I walked all over the kitchen singing tip-toe through the tulips, then we went to express mart tromping through the snow to get burritos and cream cheese when a cop drove by and I told him to fuck off 9:42 a.m. - 2005-02-08 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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